The Spitters

He walks out the door, shoulders back and swagger in his step. You see him as confident man and you want to pounce. He continues on his way, slight cocks (cocks. haha.) his head to the right and without expression, the pucking of his lips, a further tilt of his head, or looking down from his focus, he does it. He spits. Your mind races and you replay the event in his head. Suddenly it makes since. *LIGHT BULB* That wasn't confidence in his step, it was arrogance; much like this man below. This portrayal of his attitude, that he is suddenly cooler, more manly, and desireabl because he can spit.

You can't mistake hawking a luigi for spitting, they are different. One involves the use to snot passing through your nasal passage, into your throat, and over your taste buds before combining with spit and leaving your mouth. Sounds sexy right? The sexy man to my right? He hawks luigis, still think he is as sexy? Do you still want his tongue in your mouth? Do you still want to put your tongue in HIS mouth? I think not. It's something we don't like to think about, and we don't think about it, because we rarely see anyone do it. But when we do, he goes from looking like the man on the right, to looking like the man above! Out of sight, out of mind, right? Anyway, I am talking about spitting here, not hawking a luigi, but same concept.

I see so many young, ignorant men do it, spit. It's gross. No one on this planet wants to walk around on, step on, or see the nasty vileness that comes from anther's mouth.

See... Since I have 3 Phd's in this kind of thing, I think I am qualified to determine the psychological reasons as to why some men do it. I have put together the following of why men spit.

Power. or the lack of. Some men are in a position where they feel like they are the most powerful person, everything would go wrong with out them, and so they spit. Sometimes they think about it before they do it. Their spit is strategically planned out to make sure the desired people see him do it. Or, maybe he does it all the time.

Respect. This spitter thinks that by spitting, he is demanding more respect and that those who see him do it will thus give him more respect. It kind of goes back to the power thing. You see, the more respect this spitter has, the more power he has, or the more more he THINKS he has. He is really making himself look like an arrogant buffoon, like this guy on the left.

Coolness. Others just think it is "cool," and we all know that the most respected and powerful men spit, right?

Manly. Some think spitting is a manly gesture. They think it makes them look more masculine and thus can gain power, respect, and coolness from his peers.

Territorial. Let me explain. Man standing at the bus station, sees his friend coming toward him. "Hey man," spits, "how's it going." Friend: "Not bad, just waiting for the bus to come." Spitter: Spits again, "That's cool man." spits.

ugh! STUPID! Just because you got there first, does not mean that the bus stop is YOURS, you can stop spitting now, you weren't going it before he showed up, there is no need to do it now.

The real reasons they spit?

Self-Conscious. They lack the respect, power, and cool factor and think they can gain it through stupid male social mechanisms. If you don't got it, you just wont get it.

I just want to say that you are arrogant, uncool, disgusting, and you do not, in the slightest, look any bit of masculine or cool.

In case you are wondering. Shit Talker brought this on. I see something moving in my peripheral (while playing on the Internet) blogging I look-up. 90% of the time it is Shit Talker, leaving that cave of an office and pretending to do something of importance. 100% of the time, he does exactly what the story says. he spits. EVERY TIME! He spits every fucking time! I just want to run up and punch him in the face because he looks like an idiot! I would much rather him look like and idiot with a broken nose/black eye that I gave him!