The New Roomy

Okay so Friday I moved into my new place! Well it is an ongoing thing because I am really lazy and still don't have everything that I need, lol...

Anyways, I think that I made a good decision moving out here. My roomate is really cool, and will prove to be a great friend, emphasis on the friend! He has divulged more information in the recent week and it appears he is quite the man whore. A big turn off, he went from a 7 to a 5 just because of that...

We went and saw Eagle Eye Friday night, I was up WAY past my bedtime! Not a bad movie; although, I don't think that I would recommend it.

Saturday I woke up early to head off the Kick-Off meeting for Pourmasters. By the way, if any of you are in the Phoenix/Metro area and in need of a bartender they are KICK ASS group so I would give them a call!

Then, moved over some more stuff, but also went paintballing with the new roommate and some of his friends. HAD A BLAST!!! It was so much fun. Then more friends came to the house, we had a BBQ, and hung out by the pool... He ended up inviting 3 of his lady friends over, who don't know about each other and it was very interesting to watch how the events played out... I was very smitten with myself once I got the evil eye from them all because I barely know him and live there and they all silently wished they could be his girl!

Did I mention that 2 of them were blondes! I hate blondes!!! For some reasons I shall explain later...

An Update

- My roommates husband started coming around so I made a decision to move out. I found someone renting out a room, met up with him and now I get the luxury of living in North Scottsdale. I move on the 1st.
- I finally got my windows tinted.
- Now, that I know I am not going to be living at Tonya’s much longer I am actually starting to like her husband, he isn’t a bad guy.
- My boss gave me tickets to the Diamondbacks game against the Giants. I went with Tonya and her husband, Darren. We had a blast but left early because it was on Thursday and we all had to work so we were tired.
- My new roommate is really down-to-Earth. He is a nice guy and has 2 cats, so you know he is a good person.
- I got a part-time job (in addition to my full-time job) working for a private catering company as a bartender! I can’t wait to start that! Orientation is on Tuesday!

Gabriel Iglesias Kept it Clean

For the second week in a row Gabriel Iglesias performed at the Tempe Improv theater and for the time ever he performed for a PG-13 audience.

We all know that comedy is funnier when it is performed with a "naughty" or "bad boy" edge. However, Gabriel and his openers put on a great day time show for both the adults and kids at least 13 years of age.

Not one joke from his Comedy Central performance was repeated, although there were a few deviations of them. However, he did not try to tell a previous joke as if it were the first time he told it.

He added a new stage to the levels of fatness. There use to be 5 big, healthy, husky, fluffy and DAMN. Now, the six level, recently discovered as Gabriel puts it: "Oh hell no." You'll have to check out his show to find out the difference between damn and oh hell no. Or wait for his next Comedy Central special which he informed us he was interested in doing.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Have a Better Day

I woke up at 5 ready to get on the road. I dug in my purse for my keys, things often get lost there.

Okay, so there not in my purse, they're probably in the couch. I'm digging around but can't find them. Shit! Shit, shit, shit! I just know I left them in my car. I walked out to my car, yup, there they are sitting in my seat.

I don't know where my spare key at home (I wasn't at home at the time) is so I had to call AAA. Good thing I woke up early to work out otherwise I would have been far to late for work. At least the lady on the phone understood what I was going through. Instead of saying “Have a great day” she ended the conversation with “Have a better day!”

I think she jinxed me!

On my way home to shower and get ready for work, I just pulled off the freeway was almost to my street when a damn cop decided to pull me over! Grr! Seriously, I use to like cops. I support them. But this is the 3rd ticket in less than 2 months for me, and I can't go to traffic school, I don't want to pay it; so, I'm going to fight it.

He wrote the code down, but the code in the little book that he referenced has other stipulations, such as how fast over the speed limit you were going. Apparently this determines how much I owe. Well, the officer did not write the speed limit or my approximate speed on the ticket. Therefore, there is no way to determine how fast I was going. I'm so going to court to fight this that way I don't have to pay it. I just hope that the officer doesn't show up! *crosses fingers*

Wii Says Obese

I just bought a Nintendo Wii on Saturday, I heard about the Wii Fit from online classmates, did some research and it sounded fun. If anything it was an expensive toy that would satisfy my spending needs and maybe even a sorry excuse to get my ass off the couch and doing something for a change.

Tonya and I have been talking for about 3 week now how we were going to start getting up in the morning and hitting the tread mill or the exercise ball. But we have yet too. This all changed on Monday when we hooked up the Wii crawled out of bed at 5:45 am and started rolling.

The Body Test for the Wii fit said I was obese. I knew that I had let my weight get a little out of control and I know that the game can't entirely determine with 100% certainty ones BMI but none-the-less I was delegated Obese.

HUGE reality check.

When I think obese I think rolly pollies. When the stomach sticks out farther than someone’s boobs, or in a guy's case you actually have boobs. Maybe even a double chin, some Cankles. Won't go to the beach because I can't find a bathing suit my size.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I am hear to vouch that there are all sorts of varieties of obese!

I am between 5'4" and 5'5", I have recently (meaning within the last 6 weeks) gained about 7 pounds (I don't know how). But I weigh in at a total of 186. I have always weighed more than what I looked like I weighed. Regardless of what the Wii says, I do have quite a bit of muscle from all those years of playing sports. I have just gotten lazy.

I wear a size 13, depending on the jeans. My boobs stick out farther than my stomach; I'm a 36 DD (that has to account for at least 10 pounds, right? lol). No double chin. They always have 2 pieces in my size and I love wearing them! And maybe only 1 or 2 rolly pollies only when I sit down.

BUT

I am still a bigger girl and it is time to get back to me again so I can finally be happy with me out the OUTSIDE not just the inside.

So, I hope this Wii works because it says I'm obese and don't plan on staying there long!

I'd Like Fries With That

I took Sierra and Savannah to Red Robin before our book release "party" at Borders Friday night.

It just so happens that I am a regular at Red Robin. The last time we were there we made quite an impression on one of the Hostess'.

I mentioned that "I HATE Jake!"

"Hate's a strong word," the Hostess said.

"Oh! I know, but I'm referring to a character in a book," I replied.

"What book?"

"The Twilight series..."

It was all down hill from there. She sat at our table for a few moments while we discussed the book and who we think "Bella" should choose. I, of course, am in love with Edward and I will fight for him 'til the death.

We also had a waiter named Micah that night. I always order the Very Berry Raspberry Limeade. Not because I think the drink is that fantastic but because I like the glass that it comes in and I am looking to expand my collection. So far, I have 8. Three of which I collected that particular night after gaining unofficial permission from Micah.

Beautiful and Iced John

First, let me just say that John Mayer is a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, man with an amazing voice.

Yesterday I of course had a grueling 10 hours of work. However, it was all better come 5:30because my Dad and his girlfriend (also my best friend and roommate) came to my work and we car pooled to the John Mayer concert.

Jeff Dennen (No idea who he is) and Colbie Calliat (who I absolutely love!) open for him.

I was of course DD as always; however, we got to the concert at 6:30 and we knew we weren't leaving until at least 11, so I would be safe if I had a beer (okay Smirnoff, but it's still a beer). One beer turned into 2 and then 3 but I cut myself off before I could even manage a buzz.

Tonya and Dad pretty much got wasted. I was a little upset, originally just Tonya and I were supposed to go, but my Dad sort of invited himself. He actually bought the tickets so I couldn't complain about him going because I didn't have to pay for it.

Colbie Calliat was amazing in her performance; she didn't sing Magic which is one of my favorite songs! I got a tank top from her though!

Anyway, John Mayer's performance was absolutely orgasmic! He did disappoint me though; He looks like shit! Not an ugly ‘you look like shit,’ he is still beautiful. It was more of a ‘you're on ice (crystal meth) so you look like shit.’ It was very depressing.

I give him maybe one and a half more albums before he overdoses. I will be extremely saddened by that event. His music has touched my heart and the thought of losing that hurts.